Thursday, June 19, 2014

Mispronunciations can be quite funny.

I misspoke.


So I’ve been working on a fairy tale novel (the Land of Four Seasons), and it includes a Prince with a magically sharp axe.
Since it is so sharp, naturally he isn’t allowed to use it until he’s old enough.  I was talking to a friend about this, but instead of ‘magic axe’, I ended up saying,

“Naturally, it isn’t until he’s old enough that they let him touch his magic ass.”

Friday, June 13, 2014

Lakewood Literary Club - My First Meeting

Just a quick shout out to everyone.  Yesterday I attended my first meeting at the Lakewood Literary Club.  Everyone there is so passionate about writing.  And so nice!  It’s a bit of a drive, (42 minutes!) but well worth it.  Nearly a three hour meeting!  Mostly uninformed, I packed some food for sustenance, but there was a whole spread waiting for me.  Wine too.  No one carded me (I don’t look my 25 years).

I came in expecting I would enjoy myself.  I left glowing, and determined to go to every meeting I can.  Human contact with people who share my interests, truly a wonderful thing.


Another plus – now I have deadlines for The Land of Four Seasons.  While the first draft is some 21,000 words, it needs expanding.  I’m aiming for 50,000 words at least.  This is my summer project.  Ambitious, I know.  As usual I’ve neglected my writing in lieu of reading as much as I can without permanently bonding to my chair.  Now that I plan to regularly read excerpts from LoFS, I need to get going!  

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Daily Writing Style Complaint #6

Misspelling definitely as defiantly
‘That girl is defiantly pathetic.’

‘The situation was defiantly going nowhere.’

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Daily Writing Complaint #5 - Writers Write

So this is not actually one of mine, but its so spot on I thought I'd share it.
This is from Writers Write.

"Very" or "Really"
Mark Twain said it best: "Substitute 'damn every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be'. The words "very" or "really" are just another way of increasing the value of a word without adding anything descriptive. You're also using two words when one would suffice, and unless you're getting paid by the word, it's best to avoid. Instead of saying "very loud" like in the first sentence of this article, use "deafening," "thunderous," or "piercing."
2. Suddenly
"Sudden" or "Suddenly" is another practically useless word. Anton Chekhov once said "Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass." The word "suddenly" tells the reader the moon is shining. It's telling the reader what to feel instead of forcing them to feel it. Let the sentence or the action itself jar the reader into feeling the suddenness of the action. "Suddenly" ironically slows down the action and delays the actual suddenness of the sentence. There's no actual replacement for the word, either. Just don't use it. Let the silence speak for itself to convey your message.
3. "Amazing" or "Awesome"
Both of these words are meant to convey very specific feelings. "Amazing" means "causing great wonder or surprise" while "awesome" means "extremely impressive or daunting; inspiring great admiration, apprehension, or fear." There are two great reasons to not use these words. First, it falls into "telling and not showing," that is: telling the reader how they should feel or how the character feels instead of actually describing it in a way in order to convey that emotion.
The second reason to avoid these words is simple: they are over used. Everything, these days, is either awesome or amazing. Seriously, ask yourself the last time you've used either of those words to describe something innocuous like a hamburger or a delightful chocolate dessert. To quote Louis CK, "As humans, we waste the [expletive] out of our words. It's sad. We use words like 'awesome' and 'wonderful' like they're candy. It was awesome? Really? It inspired you to awe? It was wonderful? Are you serious? It was full of word. You use the word 'amazing' to describe a [expletive] sandwich at Wendy's. What's going to happen on your wedding day, or when your first child is born? How will you describe it? You already wasted 'amazing' on a [expletive] sandwich."
If you intend to use these words, it's worth asking if what you're describing really is 'amazing' or 'awesome' in its true sense. If it is, find a way of letting the audience feel that. If you aren't using the true sense of the words, there are alternatives like "neat," "delicious," "outstanding," or <insert other words that will fit better without entering into the realm of cliche hyperbole>.
4. That
"That" is a handy word and isn't always useless, however it's also commonly a crutch without a purpose. Whenever you're about to use the word, ask yourself if there is a better way to avoid it. Consider this sentence: "I saw the grail that shined brightly." The sentence is weak, right? Change the sentence entirely by avoiding the pitfall of the word "that" by rewriting it to "I saw the brightly shining grail." The sentence sounds much cleaner now, right? Also consider "I think that all puppies are adorable." Just remove the word from the sentence to make it cleaner once more: "I think all puppies are adorable." Any time you're about to use the word, ask yourself it there's a cleaner way of phrasing your sentence, or if the sentence makes sense without it. If it does, just ditch the word entirely.
5. Started
"He started running." "She started dancing." "The dog started jumping." All of these sentences are passive and slow. "Started" serves to slow down the sentence and little more. Instead, remove the word from your vocabulary. "He ran." "She danced." "The dog jumped." Any action performed is one started. If you want to signal that the action is a continuing one, add descriptors after. "He ran tirelessly past the starting line." "She danced all night long." "The dog jumped repeatedly." Each sentence provides a better scope of time than using the word "started".
Started isn't a word to avoid without exception, however, but it's pretty close. The car didn't "start", it "roared to life," for example. One time you can use the word "start", though, is when there's something that has a definite starting time. "I started writing in the 8th grade." These opportunities occur rarely, and it's much better to try to avoid the word as best you can. There are much stronger ways to communicate your point.

Monday, June 9, 2014

Daily Writing Style Complaint #4

Repetition of words that weaken your prose.  Try to cut out any unnecessary ‘really’ or ‘very’s.  Bold, direct statements grab the reader’s attention better.

I really found this impressive, because…
OR
I found this impressive because...
This element impressed me, because…

It was a very trying time for me
OR

It was a trying time for me.

Sunday, June 8, 2014

Daily Writing Style Complaint #3

Using the word ‘orbs’ to describe eyes, particularly ‘azure orbs’.  People do not have spheres of lapis lazuli in their eye sockets.

Thursday, June 5, 2014

Daily Writing Style Complaint #2

daily writing style complaint #2

Referring to a character as ‘the other’.

Ex:  (John is in a scene with Bob.  They are talking.)
"You just don’t understand my angst," John said to the other, who smirked in response, a dark eyebrow lifting.

See?  The other what?  Let’s try this with more specificity.

"You just don’t understand my angst," John said to the other man, who smirked in response, a dark eyebrow lifting.

By being more specific, the reader will picture the scene more clearly, just by adding another word into the phrase.

Now, there are some cases where I’m fine with using ‘the other’ as a standalone phrase, but only when someone is making an argument, although I think even then specificity will add strength.

Yes This Woman, #YesAllWomen

Yes This Woman, #YesAllWomen

ask what she wore
say
terror, piss, shame

ask her what she said:
no
he said yes, and
the knife had the stronger argument.


a good friend of mine
reminded me of all the
nice things he’d done for
me, said I must do something
in return.
the equation was already
worked out and notated.
one date
one kiss
one night
one year
one lifetime
when would it end with yes?
where would I end with no?

said no, and sat small in a diner all night
where the fry cook
his arms like hams
sees Madonna in every woman
except his wife, his holiest siren

saw the news this morning
Isla Vista where the girls
never got the chance to
say no
to some
we all stop
being Real after no


Wednesday, June 4, 2014

Daily Writing Style Complaint #1

When it comes to writing, there's a lot of leeway when it comes to the rules.  This all feeds into your own personal writing style.  Anyone can get away with breaking major rules, if they're good enough.  But many of us are not, and many of us make the same errors again and again.

Perhaps errors is too strong a word.  Still, there are certain things many writers do that I'm simply see too often, that weaken the work.  I do these too, but I try to avoid these when I can.

Daily Writing Style Complaint #1

Phrasing.
Overuse of: “When I (blah), I jumped at the chance to (blah).”
or “When (blah), I knew I had to (blah).”

Honestly, I don’t mind the phrase, but it has been used SO MUCH by everyone that I think every dedicated writer should try to use it only when no other word or phrase will do.